Check this out, it is actually on the market through EBay!

Everyone knows that Cylons
are great at killing humans, but can they make toast? We fired up this
Cylon toaster to see exactly what kind of damage it could do to some
bread. I mean, we know it burns a Cylon face into your toast, but would
it be gentle and warm like Athena, or would it unleash some furious
heat like Number Six? Watch and learn — plus discover its secret
ability as a projectile weapon. Maybe that was the "plan" all along.

The SCI FI Channel (our parent, in case you missed the logo in the
top corner) made a limited run of Cylon toasters for this year's San
Diego Comic-Con to promote (what else?) Battlestar Galactica. They were only on sale for a short time, but you can still probably grab one off eBay, if you're willing to pay way more for a toaster than you really should.